Usage Policy

You may take anything from this site apart from my identity.

What I say is free, is free. That means you can copy and redistribute it but if you remove my copyright then under Section 1202, Chapter 12, Title 17 of the U.S. Code I own your scrawny ass, and will take great pleasure in extracting your brain through it. I keep a close eye on who's stealing things.

Free means no guarantees, warranties or upgrade contracts. If you come to me bitching that a font doesn't load properly or the lowercase letter q is 2% smaller than you wanted, then expect as much support as you're paying for. All your questions are answered somewhere on the Web, take setbacks as a reminder that you need to learn Google.

The views on my site are mine and mine alone. They often agree with those of my manager, the site hosters and the guy who cleans the lobby at the Holiday Inn on Angeleno, but this is not implied. If you have an issue with what I say then get over it or get out - there are 6 billion other pages you could be reading. Messages containing abusive comments will be duly noted by my well-funded legal team, and if you know anything about my life in the last five years it's that I have good lawyers, and the contents of said messages used in the most calculatingly vengeful way possible.

If you wish to link to this site, please link to the main page. I regularly change the content and take offense to people linking directly to a specific section, as they are clearly saying that they think the rest of the place is crap. This site is not huge, it takes only a few seconds to navigate through it. Link nice and I may link back - annoy me and I'll play you like prey.