Aeryn who?

Over the years, people have speculated on who I am - if I'm who they think I am; and if not, why not.

To those who spent the time to consider the facts before blindly emailing me, then you got your answer. To the rest, I suggest you work harder. Half of you are still wrong.

What is it you actually do?

"Can sing, can dance, can act a little".

Explain this site...

The incarnation you're looking at now is called Tokyo Warrior and still uses my infamous Flash-8 paper background, but with an added Aeryn to further tempt and confuse. I'm sick of thorns and spirals - they've so been overdone.

Can you send me a signed.. play our wedding.. open our WalMart.. bury our cat..

No. If you want a signed copy of something, or free merchandise, then either write an astonishingly good begging letter to the record label or enter a competition somewhere. If you don't want the hassle of all that, then you don't want whatever it was as much as you thought you did. If you want a headlining act to play your wedding/barmitzvah/prom/funeral then go to college, drop out, spend 5 years as a roadie, work your way out of the gutter and into the bus, sleep around long enough to become a tour manager, and one day, if you're really lucky, you'll get to tell the bus driver where to park. Or you could run for Congress.

Was it really you posting something on our forum?

Sometimes, but these days probably not. I used to always float around as "me", under various names but obviously being myself (and in years past that meant both names people know). Now that things have changed and what I say 'officially' gets analyzed and picked over by lawyers, I only ever pop up as other people. If I didn't sign off with more than an initial, then don't expect me to suddenly post a publicity photo. I do not, ever, post messages using my real name except on the official band websites.

Whichever identity I'm using, I say what I mean and mean what I say, period. If you thought different, you probably shouldn't be reading this without your parents present.